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2.03sI don't get it.
1.67sHello.
3.5sI'm collecting for the Brotherhood of jewish Clowns.
4.5sLast year, tornadoes claimed the lives of 75 Jewish clowns.
3.75sThe worst incident was during our convention in Lubbock, Texas.
3.59sThere were floppy shoes and rainbow wigs everywhere.
3.45sIt was terrible.
2.05sWait a minute. Is this a religious thing?
2sA religious clown thing, yes.
2.07sSorry. Well, bless you any--
3.62sRemember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy!
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2.35sApu, I see you're not in church.
2sOh, but I am. I have a shrine to Ganesha,
3.39sthe god of worldly wisdom located in the employee lounge.
2.49sHey, Ganesha, want a peanut?
1.23sPlease do not offer my god a peanut.
2.13sNo offense, Apu, but when they were handing out religions,
2.07syou must've been out taking a whiz.
3.62sMr. Simpson, please pay for your purchases and get out and come again.
3.17sPride goeth before destruction!
4.9sBoy, everyone is stupid except me.