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1.93sDoes St. Louis still have a team?
2.27s- No, they moved to Phoenix.
- Oh, yeah.
4.1sYou know what I really hate about church? Those boring sermons.
2.97sOh, I couldn't agree more.
2.48sThat Reverend Lovejoy really displeases me.
2.57sI think I'll give him a canker sore.
2.57s- Give him one for me.
- I will.
2.9sSo I figure I should just try to live right--
2.39sand worship you in my own way.
1.83sHomer, it's a deal.
3.82sNow, if you'll excuse me, I have to appear on a tortilla in Mexico.
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2.4s- Dad, can I ask you a question?
- Sure, honey.
2.32sWhy are you dedicating your life to blasphemy?
3.97sDon't worry, sweetheart. If I'm wrong, I'll recant on my deathbed.
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3.67sHello, my animal friends. Peace be with you.
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2.54sGuys, please, could you give me five minutes?