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2.24sHello, work? This is Homer Simpson.
3.27sI won't be coming in tomorrow. Religious holiday.
3.49sThe, uh, Feast of Maximum Occupancy.
0.67sPretty slick.
2.87sYou should join my religion, Moe.
2.27sIt's great. No hell, no kneeling--
4.14sSorry, Homer. I was born a snake handler, and I'll die a snake handler.
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2.34sNeighbor, I heard about your heresy,
3.39sand we've made it our mission to win you back to the flock.
0.67sNo sale.
3.42sHomer, Christian life isn't all praying and sacrifice.
1.93sHey, dig this.
4.45sGod Said to noah there's gonna be A floody, floody
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4.5sRain Came down, it started to get muddy, muddy
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7.56sget thoSe animals out on the arky, arky Leave me alone. Dad, the heathen's getting away.