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1.93sand I owe it all to skipping church.
3.84sThat's a terrible thing to say! Kids, your father doesn't really mean that.
4.7sLike fun I don't. Marge, I'm never going to church again!
3.4sHomer, are you actually giving up your faith?
3sNo. No, no, no, no, no, no.
1.97sWell, yes.
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3.45sI can't believe you're giving up church, Homer.
3.45sHey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday?
2.4sI mean, isn't God everywhere?
0.2sAmen, brother.
2.87sAnd don't you think that the Almighty has better things to worry about...
3.15sthan where one little guy spends one measly hour of his week?
0.63sTell it, Daddy.
2.45sAnd what if we pick the wrong religion?
2.57sEvery week, we're just making God madder and madder.
2.67sTestify!
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2.85sLord, my husband is by no means perfect,
2.07sbut he's a kind, decent man.