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2.92sHey, it's out.
1.99sComing up next, which work better--
2.9sspringy clothespins or the other kind?
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3.24sYou know, I have a feeling there's a lesson here.
0.43sYes, the lesson is--
3.19sNo, don't tell me. I'll get it.
3.82sOh, I know. The Lord is vengeful.
4.14sO Spiteful One, show me who to smite, and they shall be "smoten."
2.69sHomer, God didn't set your house on fire.
3.17sNo, but he was working in the hearts of your friends and neighbors...
2.28swhen they went to your aid,
3.44sbe they Christian, jew or... miscellaneous.
2.43sHindu. There are 700 million of us.
0.54sAw, that's super.
2.53sI was rude to every one of you.
3.85sAnd you saved my life when you could have just left me to fry...
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