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2.07sSorry. Well, bless you any--
3.62sRemember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy!
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2.35sApu, I see you're not in church.
2sOh, but I am. I have a shrine to Ganesha,
3.39sthe god of worldly wisdom located in the employee lounge.
2.49sHey, Ganesha, want a peanut?
1.23sPlease do not offer my god a peanut.
2.13sNo offense, Apu, but when they were handing out religions,
2.07syou must've been out taking a whiz.
3.62sMr. Simpson, please pay for your purchases and get out and come again.
3.17sPride goeth before destruction!
4.9sBoy, everyone is stupid except me.
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2.59sMarge, turn down the heat.
1.93sThat's better.
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