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2.67sPoor Meg. I know it sounds crazy.
3.27sBut I can't help feeling like this is somehow my fault.
1.7sNo, Peter. It's Luke Perry's fault.
2.47sIf he were actually gay, Meg would be all set.
1.37sBrian, that's it!
3.17sIf I could get a picture of Luke Perry doing something gay-like,
2.45sit'll make people believe Meg's story is true!
1.47sYee...
1.43sHow the hell are you gonna do that?
2.6sHey, I've gotten people to believe crazier things.
5.06sAnd if you are pure of heart and deed you'll all go to a beautiful place called Heaven.
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2.3sI'm yanking you. You just rot in the ground.
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2.28sAll right. Now walk up to the counter.