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2.04sJewel! Jewel!
2.88sMeg, I just wanted you to have something to put on your transcript.
4.34sWell, Thanks to you I can put down that I'm a big fat liar who makes up stories about people.
1.62sHey, It worked for Walter Cronkite.
2.74sYou know that whole Vietnam thing? Never happened.
2.23sOh, yeAh, But don't mention it around the Veterans' Hospital.
2.09sThose guys are really committed to the lie.
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1.7sAw, Don't cry, sweetheart.
1.57sI'll--I'll make it up to you.
2.49sYou remember that pony you wanted when you were 6?
1.47sWell, I bought him.
2.75sAnd I've been saving him for a time like this. Surprise!
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2.47sOh, Oh, God. That's right. Ponies...
1.77sPonies like food, don't they?
1.47sOh, boy.
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2.67sPoor Meg. I know it sounds crazy.
3.27sBut I can't help feeling like this is somehow my fault.
1.7sNo, Peter. It's Luke Perry's fault.
2.47sIf he were actually gay, Meg would be all set.
1.37sBrian, that's it!
3.17sIf I could get a picture of Luke Perry doing something gay-like,
2.45sit'll make people believe Meg's story is true!
1.47sYee...
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