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1.77sJeez, Meg! You're wasting your time.
1.72sDon't you read the papers? He's gay.
1.95sPeteR, You can't just print lies about people.
1.33sLuke Perry has a wife and son.
4.24sSo what? A lot of famous types lead secret lives that we don't even know about.
1.42sLike Ricky Martin.
2.72sRicky, we love you!
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2.02sRicky! Ricky!
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1.7sOne minute to curtain, Jewel.
2.04sJewel! Jewel!
2.88sMeg, I just wanted you to have something to put on your transcript.
4.34sWell, Thanks to you I can put down that I'm a big fat liar who makes up stories about people.
1.62sHey, It worked for Walter Cronkite.
2.74sYou know that whole Vietnam thing? Never happened.
2.23sOh, yeAh, But don't mention it around the Veterans' Hospital.
2.09sThose guys are really committed to the lie.
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1.7sAw, Don't cry, sweetheart.
1.57sI'll--I'll make it up to you.
2.49sYou remember that pony you wanted when you were 6?
1.47sWell, I bought him.
2.75sAnd I've been saving him for a time like this. Surprise!
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