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1.67sI wish I was big.
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1.45sBlast!
2.47sWell, then let's take a look at your transcript.
1.37s"Meg."
2.84sHmm, That's not very impressive.
2.89sI mean, it's just 3 letters. It's hardly a name at all.
1.68sI never wanted to call her Meg.
1.47sI wanted to call her Twiki.
2.67sBut Lois said kids these days wouldn't get the reference.
2.4sYou know who I'm talking about, right? Biddy, Biddy, Biddy.
2.43sUh, I'm not quite sure you're Brown material.
2.27sDon't you have any extracurricular activities at all?
1.4sWell...
2.5sI'm president of the Luke Perry Fan Club, quahog Chapter.
1.1sHmm.
3.52sBut I've wanted to go to Brown ever since I was a little girl.
2.84sWell, actually, I really wanted to go to Wellesley.
4.17sBut my mom said I might as well buy hiking boots and call myself a lesbian right now.
2.17sMeg, eat your salad.