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1.7sNo, Peter. It's Luke Perry's fault.
2.47sIf he were actually gay, Meg would be all set.
1.37sBrian, that's it!
3.17sIf I could get a picture of Luke Perry doing something gay-like,
2.45sit'll make people believe Meg's story is true!
1.47sYee...
1.43sHow the hell are you gonna do that?
2.6sHey, I've gotten people to believe crazier things.
5.06sAnd if you are pure of heart and deed you'll all go to a beautiful place called Heaven.
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2.3sI'm yanking you. You just rot in the ground.
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2.28sAll right. Now walk up to the counter.
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1.6sThat's it. Ring the bell.
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1.32sWell, hi there.
1.17sGood day, shopkeep.
1.42sGood day, shopkeep.
4.44sI require a hand-operated buzz saw capable of cutting through a human sternum.