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2.33sHe knows how much you want to go to Brown.
2.6sThere's no way I'm gonna get in now. I'm a felon.
1.67sNow, that's not true.
2.57sLibel's not a felony. It's a civil matter.
3sDon't worry. Your father will straighten everything out.
2.3sCome on. Let's go get our nails done.
1.83sChris, take care of Stewie.
2.42s
1.33s5 Seasons Hotel.
2.17sHey there. You, uh, mind if I share a ride?
1.42sI don't think so, pal.
2.8sOh, my god! I know you! You're Luke Perry.
1.63sYou were great in Rain Man!
2.77sLike that scene in the airport where you wanted to get on the plane.
1.59sAnd that dumb guy was screaming.
1.42sThat was Tom Cruise.
2.3sNot in this movie theater it wasn't.
1.83sEvery time I see that lame-o actor,
1.47sI put your head on his body.
3.04sThanks. It's always nice to meet someone who appreciates my work.
3.47sWhy don't you come over to my house so I can take a picture of you in a gay pose?
1.03s- Huh?
- Dinner?
1.02sSure.
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3.44sI'm telling you, Dark Side of the Moon totally synchs up with The Wizard of Oz.
1.87sReally? Shannon Doherty told me that once.
2.03sBut I thought she was just being a bitch.