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1.77sEyes open.
1.97sVoice test. "I'm Chris."
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1.77sI'm Chris.
1.28s"Eviscerate the proletariat."
2.15sEviscerate the proletariat.
8.64sIf you're blue And you don't know where to go to Why don't you go where fashion sits? Puttin' on the Ritz Not my bit. But still funny.
1sSystem off.
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1.27sSplendid.
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1.08sAah!
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2.1sI did it! I got a great story!
1.47sSo, What did your editor say?
2.35sHe was gone for the day. I just left it on his desk.
2.37sBut here. I brought you a copy.
0.8sOh, my God!
2.18s"Corruption in City Hall." This is amazing.
2.1sHere. Let me see that.
2.8sThis'll never get Meg on the paper. This is old news.
3.19sThere have been scandals in politics ever since Thomas Jefferson.
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1.3sOh, hold on. Hold on.
2.23sHoney, let's get all the kids in this.
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3.23sLook, I know kids. And this story's gonna put them to sleep.
4.89sMeg needs something that's gonna pull those kids away from their Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots,