2.88sMeg, I just wanted you to have something to put on your transcript.
4.34sWell, Thanks to you I can put down that I'm a big fat liar who makes up stories about people.
1.62sHey, It worked for Walter Cronkite.
2.74sYou know that whole Vietnam thing? Never happened.
2.23sOh, yeAh, But don't mention it around the Veterans' Hospital.
2.09sThose guys are really committed to the lie.
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1.7sAw, Don't cry, sweetheart.
1.57sI'll--I'll make it up to you.