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3.5sI say, it's like the spice rack in my fantasy kitchEN.
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1.35sHold on, little fella.
1.88sThis is just for big people.
2.8sWhy don't you come back in about, oh, 17 years?
3.42sB-b-But the shelf life of that sodium pentothal is only 2 years and--
1.13sBlast!
3.28sThis isn't the first time I've been thwarted by my small stature.
3.02sOk. Our next lot is number 15 in your program.
1.57sThis is a one-of-a-kind item.
2.2sA super mega-death ray.
2.8sIt's got the power to enslave the entire human race.
1.27sDo We have an opening bid?
2.6s
2.89sAnything? We'll take any bid.
1.63sit can enslave the human race.
1.73sCome on, people! It's solid titanium.
1.83sYou! Over here in the back!
0.82sDo I hear $100?
0.93sOh, Come on!
0.97s$5?
1.53sAll right, free?
1.87sEnslave the human race. Doesn't cost you a dime.
1.25sBehind the fat chick!
1.28sNo? Ok.
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1.7sI'm tired of being small.