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2.84sHappy birthday to me
3.1shappy birthday to me
4.44shappy birthday, overlooked middle child
3.5shappy birthday to me
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2.42sJoe's Taxidermy. You snuff 'em, we stuff 'em.
1.55sBoy, when I get home
2.75sI'm going to wrap my hands around your neck...
2.02sand smother you with kisses.
2.74sWhatever they got you on, cut the dose.
3.62sI'm bringing Michael jackson home for a few days.
2.39sIsn't that cute? He's heard of you.
3.5sMake sure we have cold cuts, and put some beer on ice...
2.29sI'm a vegetarian and I don't drink.
2.55sAre you sure you're here voluntarily?
1.18sYes.
3.02sPlease make sure he doesn't tell anybody I'm coming.
4.59sYes, Dad, I solemnly swear I will not tell another living soul--