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1.93s"She lied, she lied!
1.95s"Why, oh, why is my cat dead?
2.72s"Couldn't that Chrysler hit me instead?
1.95s"I had a hamster named Snuffy...
1.58sDad, you should do this.
3.52sIt's no different than the time I let you vote for me.
1.75sRemember that absentee ballot?
5.32sOur $50,000 home video finalists are: "Man Breaking Hip."
1.53s"Dog on Fire."
2.9sRuff! Anyone order a hot dog?
1.4sLook at him!
2.54sAnd finally, "Baby With a Nail Gun."
1.83sIt's time to cast your votes.
1.2s"Dog on Fire!" "Dog on Fire!"
1.32sDo you hear voices?
2.99sI'm hearing one now, though I'm trying to watch TV.
1.7sYes. Are you quick to anger?
2.15sBart, shut up or I'll shut you up!
1.88sYes. Do you wet your pants?
4.85sEven the best of us has an occasional accident.
1.03sTsk, tsk, tsk.
1.95sSo did I pass?