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9.54sPerhaps, if a professional so advises I will give you a hug at some far distant family reunion but rest assured, it will be purely for show.
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2.94sTsk, tsk, tsk.
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1.62sHey, Bart.
1.38sHey, you.
2.32sWhen I was a kid, I didn't have much money.
2.34sYou know what I did when my sisters' birthdays rolled around?
1.12sStiffed them?
3.2sNo. I wrote them a song to show that I cared.
2.35sI can't write a song. I'm only ten.
3.19sWhen I was your age I had six gold records.
3.7sHey, Looney Tunes, this is what Michael jackson looks like.
2.45sYou look like a big, fat mental patient.
1.47sI often hear that.
1.23sjust leave me alone.
4.17sEither Michael jackson is working in a recording studio in L.A.,
3.15sor he's here with you willing to work on this song.
1.58sIt's your choice.
1.47sSo long.
1.38sWait, wait, Michael!
3.45sGo sit at the piano and I'll boil some coffee.