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1.95s"I had a hamster named Snuffy...
1sNo deal.
1.58sDad, you should do this.
3.52sIt's no different than the time I let you vote for me.
1.75sRemember that absentee ballot?
1.17sOh, yeah.
5.32sOur $50,000 home video finalists are: "Man Breaking Hip."
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1.53s"Dog on Fire."
2.9sRuff! Anyone order a hot dog?
2.17s
1.4sLook at him!
2.54sAnd finally, "Baby With a Nail Gun."
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0.87sAw.
1.83sIt's time to cast your votes.
1.2s"Dog on Fire!" "Dog on Fire!"
1.32sDo you hear voices?
2.99sI'm hearing one now, though I'm trying to watch TV.