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1.83sCome off!
1.52sI'm sane now.
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1.83sDear Bart,
8.64sI am using the stationery Mom and Dad gave me for my birthday to inform you that we are now brother and sister in name only.
9.54sPerhaps, if a professional so advises I will give you a hug at some far distant family reunion but rest assured, it will be purely for show.
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2.94sTsk, tsk, tsk.
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1.62sHey, Bart.
1.38sHey, you.
2.32sWhen I was a kid, I didn't have much money.
2.34sYou know what I did when my sisters' birthdays rolled around?
1.12sStiffed them?
3.2sNo. I wrote them a song to show that I cared.
2.35sI can't write a song. I'm only ten.
3.19sWhen I was your age I had six gold records.
3.7sHey, Looney Tunes, this is what Michael jackson looks like.
2.45sYou look like a big, fat mental patient.
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