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1.8sAnd that, my children,
3.44sis the story of Bart's first day of school.
0.67sVery nice.
1.45sYeah.
5.19sYeah. Except you were supposed to be telling the story of how I got my saxophone.
1.78sD'oh!
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3.64sHomer, I can't get the baby to burp. Could you try for a while?
2.62sNo problem. I'll just give her a sip of beer.
4.35sCome on, Maggie, it's Miller time. Yes, it's Miller time.
0.53sHomer!
3.2sOh, my father gave me beer as a child...
2.9still I wrapped my little red wagon around a tree.
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2.4sLet's never drink again.
3.19sAnd we never did.
2.8sMom, can you tell me the story of how I got my saxophone...
2.24sand not have it turn into a story about Bart?
1.9sOh, sure, honey.