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2.44sWow. So that's how Lisa got her sax.
3.5sNext, I'll tell you the origin of Maggie's pacifier.
3.77sWhat origin? We get 'em for $1.95 down at the Safeway.
4.15sWell, I really liked that story, but it still doesn't fix this.
3.05sYou know, Homer, I think we have some money...
2.7sin the air conditioner account again, hmm?
1.94sOh, but, Marge,
3sam I doomed to spend the rest of my life sweating like a pig?
2.88sYeah, not to mention lookin' like a pig, eatin' like a pig--
3.22sDon't forget the smell. Will you get off my front lawn?
3.07sWhy don't you make me? Why? Oh, I give up.
2.47sWell, don't worry about me, Dad.
2.4sIt's not how it looks. It's how it sounds.
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3sWell, sir, we got a scorcher today.
3sAnd to cool off, nothin' beats Fruitopia--
1.93sthe iced tea brewed by hippies,
3.57sbut distributed by a heartless, multinational corporation.
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