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2.09s- Get the hell out.
- I'm gone.
0.57s
0.67sAah.
1.27sMrs. Simpson,
2.45sphysically your son is as sound as a dollar.
2.1sI'm afraid Bart's severe emotional dysfunction...
2.84sstems from a deep-seated psychological trauma.
2.33s
3.39sWith nowhere else to turn, we went to see the school psychologist.
3.45sMr. and Mrs. Simpson, there's nothing to be alarmed about.
3.79sPublic school can be intimidating to a young child,
5.09sparticularly one with as many flamboyantly homosexual tendencies as your son.
0.48sBart's gay?
3.37sBart? Uh-- Whoo! Wrong file.
0.9s
1.29s
2.57sUh, the point I'm trying to make here is...
3.04sthat Bart must learn to be less of an individual...
2.75sand more a faceless slug.
2.32s
0.43sMm-hmm.
3.87sHmm. Lisa, how old are you?
2.19sI am three and three eighths.
5.47sHmm. Lisa, if I have five apples, and I take away three apples,