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2.44sOh, the hell with it.
2.35sWell, Grampa, as long as you're here,
2.03swe were telling a story that took place...
2.95swhen Bart was five and Lisa was three.
2.35sOh, I know this story.
2.17sThe year is 19-aught-six.
3.4sThe president is the divine Miss Sarah Bernhardt.
1.93sAnd all over America,
4.04speople were doin' a dance called the Funky Grandpa.
1.93sOh, I'm the--
3.17s
1.8sYes.
2.2sWell, as if our troubles weren't bad enough,
4.47sSpringfield was going through an unseasonable heat wave.