2.15sNow, Son, on your first day of school,
3.5sI'd like to pass along the words of advice my father gave me.
3.55sHomer, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly.
3.1sIf a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it.
2.05sLousy traumatic childhood.
1.75s
2.49sOoh, there's the bus. Good-bye, sweetheart.