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3.14sLisa Simpson has won the Nobel Prize.
1.85sNah.
3.97sLisa Simpson has won the Nobel Prize for Kickboxing.
1.89sHmm.
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3.07sUh, I'll give you the address of a nice preschool.
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10.33sCrosS my heart and hope to die here's the digits that make pi 3.14159265358979323846--
3.47sI can assure you, our preschool is of the highest quality.
3.19sOver 75% of our graduates go on to first grade.
3.6sOur little girl has a gift, and we're willing to do what it takes to help her.
4.02sVery good. Once we receive your $6,000 tuition check, she's in.
2.57sI'll give you 50 bucks. Our fee is nonnegotiable.
3.35sSeventy-five. Look, I knew private school would be expensive,
2.6sbut I was hoping we could get a scholarship of some sort.
4.52sSorry. I don't have anything to offer you unless you're a member of a minority group.