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2.34sNow I'd like to introduce you to Lunch Lady Doris,
2.17swho will serve you healthy, nutritious meals.
0.42sYeah, right.
2.6sMs. Phipps, the school nurse,
2.23swho will provide ointments and unguents,
1.78sand jimbo, the school bully,
2.02swho will administer noogies and nipple twisters.
2.95sI look forward to whaling on all of you.
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1.67sThere waS A farmer had A dog
12.18sand bingo was his name-o b-i-- O b-i-- o b-i-- And bingo was his name-o Added extra clap. Not college material.
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1.89sHey, wee bairn!
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2.22sCan't you understand English?
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2.67sHi, honey. How was your first day of school?
1.7sHoney?
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2.95sBart waS feeling mighty blue
3.2sIt's A shame what School can do
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