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2.73sand Lisa's gifts were going to waste.
3.39sUh, Homer? It's five years later, and I'm still miserable at school.
2.05sAnd my gifts are still going to waste.
2.12sAnd sometimes I feel so smothered by this family,
2.57sI just wanna scream till my lungs explode.
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1.94sI'll go start dinner now.
2.74sYou do that.
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2.54sHello. Dad, what are you doin' here?
2.6sLookin' for my teeth.
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3.55sGimme those! Better wash these off.
2.44sOh, the hell with it.
2.35sWell, Grampa, as long as you're here,
2.03swe were telling a story that took place...
2.95swhen Bart was five and Lisa was three.
2.35sOh, I know this story.
2.17sThe year is 19-aught-six.
3.4sThe president is the divine Miss Sarah Bernhardt.
1.93sAnd all over America,
4.04speople were doin' a dance called the Funky Grandpa.
1.93sOh, I'm the--