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2.6sLookin' for my teeth.
1.75s
3.55sGimme those! Better wash these off.
2.44sOh, the hell with it.
2.35sWell, Grampa, as long as you're here,
2.03swe were telling a story that took place...
2.95swhen Bart was five and Lisa was three.
2.35sOh, I know this story.
2.17sThe year is 19-aught-six.
3.4sThe president is the divine Miss Sarah Bernhardt.
1.93sAnd all over America,
4.04speople were doin' a dance called the Funky Grandpa.
1.93sOh, I'm the--
3.17s
1.8sYes.
2.2sWell, as if our troubles weren't bad enough,
4.47sSpringfield was going through an unseasonable heat wave.
2.7sAnd so Springfield's heat wave continues,
2.53swith today's temperature exceeding the record for this date,
2.04sset way back four billion years ago,
2.67swhen the Earth was just a ball of molten lava.
4.29sOh, so hot.