3.5sI'd like to pass along the words of advice my father gave me.
3.55sHomer, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly.
3.1sIf a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it.
2.05sLousy traumatic childhood.
1.75s
2.49sOoh, there's the bus. Good-bye, sweetheart.
1.6s
1.97sWelcome, kindergarteners.
2.24sI'm Principal Sinner-- Skinner.
0.53s
3.82sWell, that's it. I've lost them forever.
2.34sNow I'd like to introduce you to Lunch Lady Doris,
2.17swho will serve you healthy, nutritious meals.
0.42sYeah, right.
2.6sMs. Phipps, the school nurse,
2.23swho will provide ointments and unguents,
1.78sand jimbo, the school bully,