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4.77sWell, aren't you being a tad melodramatic, Ned?
3.04sAlso, I believe Job was right-handed.
2.59sBut, Reverend, I need to know. Is God punishing me?
1.97sOoh!
2.04sShort answer-- yes, with an "if."
3.1sLong answer-- no, with a "but."
2.02sIf you need additional solace, by the way,
3.39sI've got a copy of something or other by Art Linkletter in my office.
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5.07sEven in my darkest hour, I can turn to the Good Book for--
3.89sSon of a gun-diddilly-un! Those gilded edges smart.
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2.85sWhy me, Lord? Where have I gone wrong?
3.59sI've always been nice to people. I don't drink or dance or swear.
2.05sI've even kept kosher just to be on the safe side.