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1.83steetering over the Carter Dixon Tunnel.
2.59sReverend Lovejoy,
2.97swith all that's, uh, happened to us today, uh,
2.23syou know, i-i kind of feel like job.
4.77sWell, aren't you being a tad melodramatic, Ned?
3.04sAlso, I believe Job was right-handed.
2.59sBut, Reverend, I need to know. Is God punishing me?
2.04sShort answer-- yes, with an "if."
3.1sLong answer-- no, with a "but."
2.02sIf you need additional solace, by the way,
3.39sI've got a copy of something or other by Art Linkletter in my office.
5.07sEven in my darkest hour, I can turn to the Good Book for--
3.89sSon of a gun-diddilly-un! Those gilded edges smart.