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2.07sSurprisingly, people are grabbing things with both hands,
3.7ssuggesting it's not just southpaws in this rampaging mob.
1.6sOhh!
3.5sStart looking in the back. Meantime, Springfield bowlers will be happy to hear...
2.7sthat the Bowlarama is back in business at its new location,
1.83steetering over the Carter Dixon Tunnel.
3.6s
2.59sReverend Lovejoy,
2.97swith all that's, uh, happened to us today, uh,
2.23syou know, i-i kind of feel like job.
4.77sWell, aren't you being a tad melodramatic, Ned?
3.04sAlso, I believe Job was right-handed.
2.59sBut, Reverend, I need to know. Is God punishing me?
1.97sOoh!
2.04sShort answer-- yes, with an "if."
3.1sLong answer-- no, with a "but."
2.02sIf you need additional solace, by the way,