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1.7sYou've really got to stop misbehaving.
1.33sYou're getting on Mommy's nerves.
1.5sWell, you know what will ease your stress?
2.03sSlap me across the face like a bitch.
2.47sIt's all right. I'll get some Windex.
1.23sCome on. Discipline me.
2.3sMake me wear panties, rub dirt in my eye,
3.77sviolate me with a wine bottle. My God. I really do have problems, don't I?
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2.8sPILOT: Welcome to Ireland. We'll be landing in five minutes.
1.43sThis is quite a country, Brian.
2.7sYou know, Ireland has more drunks per capita than people.
1.27sOh, that's a negative stereotype.
2.84sI don't think the Irish drink as much as people say they do.
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2.44sExcuse me, is this McSwiggen Village?
2.67sDevil a man who'll say a word against it, hmm?
1.83sIs that a yes or a no?
9.58sAye, it is McSwiggen Village, where the hills are green, the streams are clear and the sweaters are so thick, even the boniest-fingered nun could poke you in the chest and it wouldn't bother you none.