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1.37sTo Ireland.
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1.77sSweetheart, when will you be back?
1.27sI don't know, Lois,
5.31sall I know is somewhere in the great land of Ireland is a big, fat bastard who looks like me.
1.77sCall me as soon as you can, Peter.
2.14sAnd I really hope you find your real father.
4.47sWe're gonna miss you, Dad. Come back soon, Daddy. I love you.
2.37sThat'll do, pig, that'll do.
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2.64sThere she is, Rupert. Oh, if I can just get her to hit me one more time,
2.2sit'll give me the rush I've been looking for.
3.94s(EXCLAIMS) (LAUGHS) Oh, what's next? What's next? What's next?
1.53sOh, God. I've been so bloody naughty.
2.24sOh, I need to be taught a lesson and you're the one to do it.
6.37s(EXCLAIMS) Oh, thank you. Thank you.