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2.6sI promise I will never lay a hand on you again.
2.94sWell, let's not make any rash decisions. I mean, I did provoke you.
3.5sCome on, Lois, hit me. Beat the crap out of me, step on my cubes.
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1.67s(DOORBELL RINGING)
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3.47sOh, hi, Peter. Are you here to bring back the TV set?
3.2sNo, I sold it for crack. But listen, Mom, I got to ask you something.
2.5sWho's my real father?
4.07sI knew this day would come. All right, Peter, here it is.
6.57sAbout 40 years ago, I was vacationing in Ireland and I met a young rogue named Mickey McFinnegan.
3.44sPeter, Mickey is your real father.
2.77sOh, my God. I got to find him.
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1.37sTo Ireland.
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1.77sSweetheart, when will you be back?
1.27sI don't know, Lois,
5.31sall I know is somewhere in the great land of Ireland is a big, fat bastard who looks like me.