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1.8sAnd he never taught me anything
3.1sBut still I slap my chest and sing of my drunken Irish dad
2.14sOh, his face looks like a railroad map
1.57sAnd he never shuts his freakin' trap
3.37sBut all the ladies catch the clap from your drunken Irish dad
2.74sAsk a Hennessy, Tennessy, Morrison, Shaughnessy, Riordan and Rooney
1.07sThey'll tell you the same
1.97sMcNulty, Mulroney and Cotter and Clooney
1.8sAll feel the same mixture of pride and of shame
1.5sFinnegan, Hannigan, Kelly and Flannigan
2.17sLook to the ground when their dad passes by
1.37sCafferty, Rafferty, Joyce and O'Lafferty
4.6sFight for his honor and then start to cry
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9.44sOh, we Irish lads are all infirm And our moods infect us like a germ 'Cause we're all the spawn of a pickled sperm And we don't tan well, either.
2sFrom a drunken Irish dad
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