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1.57sI'm entitled to these things, Lois,
3.87sespecially after I got shafted by that Asian Santa at the mall.
1.57sWhat do you want for Christmas?
2.8sUm, I was thinking maybe one of those old-timey...
2.37sToo late. Take too long. Sad Christmas.
1.2sWhat you want? Fire truck.
1.2sWhat color? Red.
0.83s(SCREAMING) Next.
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1.77sPeter, have you been drinking?
1.43sWell, a little. It is a party.
2.2sTake off that stupid costume.
1.63sYou look like a damn fool.
3.54sOh, Dad, you won't say that when you see my grand unicycle finale.
1.67sEveryone, I'll be right back.
3.6sIn the meantime, I leave you with the musical stylings of Chris Griffin.
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6.51sI don't know what we're afraid of
6.11sNothing would change if we made love