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2.23sAnd he says he's got a big surprise for you.
3.94sHey, kids, I'm Pee-Pants, the inebriated hobo clown.
4.4sI'm an adorable tramp who wears found clothing and eats out of your garbage can.
3.07sA clown? Dad, I'm 17.
2.74sMeg, guess what Pee-Pants got you for your birthday?
2.47sA scarf. I don't want a scarf, Dad.
3.27sWell, then, how about a dozen scarves?
1.4s(SINGING)
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5.87s(COUGHS) Peter, I don't think you're actually supposed to swallow those.
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1.6s(COUGHING)
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1.03sHere you go, Meg.
2.43sI don't want them. Take them.
2.13sHey, are my long johns tied to the end of those?
1.7s- No.
- Oh, God.
1.47s(RETCHING)
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2.67s(GROANING)
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