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3.34sWow. I guess you're right, but there is one thing, Mickey.
2.24sYou knocked up my mom and never called her again.
3.17sYeah, so what? So what? So let's dance.
2.3sOh, he doesn't smell like Irish Spring
1.8sAnd he never taught me anything
3.1sBut still I slap my chest and sing of my drunken Irish dad
2.14sOh, his face looks like a railroad map
1.57sAnd he never shuts his freakin' trap
3.37sBut all the ladies catch the clap from your drunken Irish dad
2.74sAsk a Hennessy, Tennessy, Morrison, Shaughnessy, Riordan and Rooney
1.07sThey'll tell you the same
1.97sMcNulty, Mulroney and Cotter and Clooney
1.8sAll feel the same mixture of pride and of shame
1.5sFinnegan, Hannigan, Kelly and Flannigan
2.17sLook to the ground when their dad passes by
1.37sCafferty, Rafferty, Joyce and O'Lafferty
4.6sFight for his honor and then start to cry
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