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2.97sTop of the morning, laddies. Let me cut you an Irish rose.
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2.47sI don't know exactly where the County Cork is,
1.47sbut I know where it should be.
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4sAround here the town drunk is a person of great honor.
1.83sExcuse me, sir. My name is Peter.
1.87sPleased to meet you, lad. Name's Mickey.
4.8sListen, this may be hard for you to believe, but you're my father.
1.63sOh, am I now?
2.6sYeah, I came all the way from America to find you.
3.67sI suppose it's money you're wanting. I owe you some allowance and so forth.
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3.97sOh, no, I don't want money, I just want to get to know you and be friends.
3.2sSo I can finally have a real dad who loves and respects me.
3sYou can't be me son, you and me are nothing alike.
1.67sJust ask me sheep, O'Brian.
2.84sWhose leg do you have to hump to get a pint of Guinness around here?
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2.47sBoy, it's amazing, isn't it? You get two fathers,
1.97sand neither one of them wants anything to do with you.