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1.63sOh, am I now?
2.6sYeah, I came all the way from America to find you.
3.67sI suppose it's money you're wanting. I owe you some allowance and so forth.
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3.97sOh, no, I don't want money, I just want to get to know you and be friends.
3.2sSo I can finally have a real dad who loves and respects me.
3sYou can't be me son, you and me are nothing alike.
1.67sJust ask me sheep, O'Brian.
2.84sWhose leg do you have to hump to get a pint of Guinness around here?
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2.47sBoy, it's amazing, isn't it? You get two fathers,
1.97sand neither one of them wants anything to do with you.
4.1sThere's got to be some way I can make him see that I'm worthy of being his son.
4.14sAbout the only way I could ever impress him is if I was a fat stinking drunk.
3.64sFRANCIS: Peter, you're a fat, stinking drunk.
3.3sWhat? You're a fat, stinking drunk.
2.17sYes, from what he's told us that's right on the money.
1.37sChallenge him, you must.
1.87sAnd I'm Hayden Christensen.