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2.04sI have gotta drink him so far under the table,
2.1she'll have no choice but to respect me.
1.54sGet me a beer, Brian.
4.27sI am gonna prepare for this as thoroughly as Ben Affleck prepares for a role.
0.57s
2.54sI got to be Henry VIII in 20 minutes.
3.07sHello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Got it.
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4.1sMickey McFinnegan, I challenge you to a drinking contest.
4.57s(ALL GASPING) And what makes you think you can hold your own with the likes of me?
2.5sBecause I'm your son and I'm tough.
2.4sI made it halfway through Failure to Launch.
4.24sI just never managed to get my life together, isn't that hilarious?
1.4s
1.63sYou're cute.
0.93sDone.
1.34s
1.67sAs we say in Ireland,
4.1slet's drink until the alcohol in our system destroys our livers and kills us.
2.94s
1.43sI got 20 on the fat one.