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3.47sYeah, this isn't exactly a good substitute. Where'd you get crack?
1.3s- From Black's.
- What?
1.67sYeah, right behind Black's hardware store,
1.23sthere's a white guy selling it.
1.93sLook, doing crack is not the way to stop drinking.
4.04sYou need to get to the heart of why you feel the need to drink in the first place.
3.44sLook, here. This is the number of a hypnotherapist I want you to see.
1.7s- All right, Brian.
- Good.
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2.77sHey, Peter, just thought I'd check on you. Oh, my God!
2.94sGovernment came and took my baby.
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4sThis is mine and this is mine and that's mine and this is mine.
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1.17sOh, what's this?
3.34s"Hot Monogamy, the board game for failing marriages."
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5.3s"Dare Card. Have her do a striptease "and see how long it takes you to get a bonner."
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1.5sWhat's a bonner?
2.4sStewie, what are you doing with my jewelry box?
2.87sNow, you give that back to Mommy. No, go to hell.
4.1sStewie, I have had just about enough of this new selfish attitude of yours.