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3.14sMeg, that kind of language is not appropriate for a girl your age.
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2.13sOr is it?
2.24sI'm gonna be 17, you jerks.
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1.63sShe's the jerk.
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1.5sAll right, come on in, everybody.
1.17sHave a seat anywhere.
2.14sMeg's gonna open her presents in a little bit.
3.27sOh, Francis, I'm glad you could make it.
3.3sHere, this is for Megan. Oh, what is it?
2.94sIt's a cookie from lunch period at the home.
3.7sWell, I'm sure she'll love this. I want to see her eat it.
1.97sSo the man asks the bartender to recommend a good drink,
3.37sand the bartender says a grasshopper, so the guy orders a grasshopper.
3.57sThen he's walking home and along the way he notices a grasshopper on the ground.
3.37sSo he says to the grasshopper, "Hey, you know there's a drink named after you?"
2.7sThe grasshopper says, "You mean, there's a drink named Irving?"
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1.9sSo, which one of you wants to lose your virginity?
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