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2.16sHoly crap. I am winning a nobel prize.
2.13sCome on. Time's up.
1.59sI'm taming a lion.
2.06sNo, wait. There are film cameras.
2.53sI might be a lion tamer in a movie.
1.66sYou get the idea. I work with lions.
2.13s
2.3sOhh, we're not playing Yahtzee!
2.26sWe're playing Chutes and Ladders.
2.59sSeems like when I exist, life gets a little more --
1.59sI don't know -- predictable?
1.99sWhen two people create a life together,
2.94sthey set aside their previous lives as individuals.
1.56sGive me a break.
2.66sWe're not heroes for having unprotected sex on prom night.
1.26sOh, I get it,
2.06sNow that you know you could have had it better,
2.37syou resent me for holding you back.
2.49sWell, now that we know you think the tables are turning,
1.87swe know you thought there were unturned tables.
1.9sWhat are you talking about?
1.63sAll this time, you've been thinking, "what ifthat loser,
2.2sJerry, hadn't talked me out of the abortion?"
1.99s- Um...
- Well, now you know.
1.06sYou'd be a doctor. Whoop-de-do.
3.83sYou'd also be drinking wine alone in a house full of exotic birds.
2.8sAnd I'd be on DiCaprio's yacht, banging Kristen Stewart.