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2.56sI want to obsess about myself.
5.84sHere, these scan your retinas and let you view parallel timelines through genetically matching versions of your eyes.
0.93sGo fetch.
0.02sThis is so cool.
1.85sLadies first.
1.16sI'm proud of you, Marty,
2.06sHey, man, I don't give a crap about myself, Rick.
1.83sLet's watch some crazy stuff, yo.
1.26sl’m Ants in My Eyes Johnson,
2.23shere at Ants in My Eyes Johnson’s electronics.
2.03si mean, there's so many ants in my eyes.
2.99sAnd there's so many TVs, microwaves, radios, lthink.
4.93slcan’t-- l’m not 100% sure what we have here in stock because i can 't see anything.
5.43sOur prices, lhope, aren 't too low Check out this refrigerator, only $200.
1.8sWhat about this microwave F Only , 100,
1.52sThat's fair.
2.43sl’m Ants in My E yes johnson, E verything's black.
1.37si can't see a thing.
1.93sAnd also, i can't feel anything, either.
1.06sDid i mention that?
2.53sBut that's not as catchy as having ants in your eyes,
2.53sso that always goes, you know, off by the wayside.
2.09si can 't feel, it’s a very rare disease.
1.63sAll my -- all my nerves,
2.3sthey don 't allow for the sensation of touch,
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