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2.09sHey, do we have any wafer cookies?
1.23sMmm!
1.13sOh, boy,
3.26sLooks like you guys have been checking out alternate lives and realizing you don't have it as good, huh?
1.16sThat's too bad.
1.59sYou know, me and Marty are having a blast.
1.59sWe just discovered a show called "Ball Fondlers."
1.9sI mean, I don't want to rub it in or anything,
2.9sbut you guys clearly backed the wrong conceptual horse.
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2.43s- I'm in heaven right now.
- The best day of my life.
1.7sSo, now what do we do?
2.06sThat show "Ball Fondlers" sounded kind of interesting.
1.59s- Dad!
- What?!
2.26sThey're having fun in there. What do you guys want from me?
3.63sEvery family on this block has to wonder if they're together by choice.
4.2sOur family just has interdimensional goggles to show us for a fact that we're not.
2.55sWell, I'm leaving.
0.04sYou can't leave. You're 17.
1.52sYeah, and I'm not pregnant.
2.9sI'm gonna have betterjudgment than you guys had at my age.