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3.1sWe can't leave. It's almost halftime and we all pooped in the tuba.
1s(MARCHING BAND PLAYING)
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2.74s(TUBA PLAYER EXCLAIMING) Okay, we can go.
0.83s(SPRAYING)
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1s(SPRAYING)
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0.67s(MEN YELLING)
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5.07s(RAMP WHIRRING) Hey, what are you guys doing? This is a job site.
2.23sNo, it's not! It's Roger Williams Park,
2.57sand we're here to stop you from destroying it.
2.4sWhoa! Whoa! What are you gonna do? Kill us?
2.5sHuh? Oh, no, no. We wouldn't do that.
3.47sWe'll probably just shoot the ground all around you to make you scared.
1.87sAnd then you'll jump in your truck and speed off,
1.84shit something and do a wicked flip through the air.
1.64sWell, that'd kill us. No, no.
4.24sYou guys will just roll out of the vehicle, and dust yourself off and lumber back to your hideout, defeated.
3.3sBuddy, I had a cousin got in a fender bender at five miles an hour,
2.33smessed his neck up, he's got partial numbness.