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2.04sI'm gonna call Lois and have her pick you up right now.
1.77sHi, I'm your roommate Caleb.
2.27sI like cutting myself. I bleed a lot.
2.07sCould I have the top bunk?
1.77sHe already has a roommate. Me.
2.17sWe're a couple of crazy college kooks.
3.4sFor example, we're about to make a hilarious answering-machine message.
3.07sUh, you've reached Stewie and Brian. We're not here right now.
6.27sUh, and if this is Mom, uh, send money because we're college students and we need money for books and highlighters,
1.94sand Ramen Noodles,
4.14sand condoms for sexual relations with our classmates.
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2.47sAll right, fine. You can stay if you want. But what do I tell Lois?
1.4sYou don't have to tell her anything.
1.97sGary Coleman owed me a favor.
2.57sStewie, you want some more strained peas?
1.53sWhat you talking about, vile woman?
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1.9sThere she is, boys. All done.
4.1sThe A-Team is ready to help rid the world of injustice and evil.
1.13sYeah!
2.34s(GRUNTS) All right!
1.3sYeah!
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